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> I would have kicked my 20 year old selfs ass. ... What will happen when I'm 20 years older?

You will kick Chuck Norris' ass.

You will become Chuck Norris then kick your own ass.

I only weigh 120 lbs and am 5 ' 10 " so I will have to work even harder to compensate!

I don't know what Norris's height or weight are. But he's 81 years old.

You've got a sporting chance.

I believe last time this happened, it resulted in The Big Bang.