I finally bought one about two months ago. I was going to go all out and get the $400 one with heated water, heated seat, ass dryer and all that jazz, but just went with a $40 one from Amazon and it’s been perfectly fine.

It’s cold water but i think there just aren’t many cold nerves there or something. Definitely not the breathtaking experience of wading out into cold water.

I was kind of disappointed because I was hoping it would extinguish the morning ring of fire after a spicy dinner. It helps but not as much as i was hoping.

There’s also an adjustment period where you figure out the right pressure and get your target practice in. Now I do what I can best be described as the shaq_wiggle.gif and it’s all good.

Huge fan. Going to equip the rest of the house and save the bougie one for the hallway bathroom lol.