Well, fuck me.
(gotta do everything myself, but I can go to sleep now :D)
Well done here, I'm the asshole. :)
Yep, scum of the earth. /s
They are. They don't even know how to pirate.
The best pirates would never use free open source solutions. They'd just take whatever corporate solution that's the flavor of the day and then use that with anxiety inducing cracks that will give your antivirus a heart attack.
In this day and age, if you’re lucky emails exist, but due to discovery, etc many entities just purge everything. Bad news, this era will be a black hole for future generations to understand. Good news is that the idiocy of this era will be toned down.
Not everyone is a techie that can switch from google's friendly UI, and transfer everything to another safer service that operates differently.