"I have never seen a unicorn nor do I have any evidence they exist. However, their existence seems logical, and therefore I estimate that they control 40-50% of the universe volume, each will control ~10^5 - 3x10^7 galaxies, and we could meet them in ~200 Myr - 2 Gyr."
Is your issue with some aspects of the model or with the idea of trying to model this at all?
It's certainly early days for this theory, but it's worth not dismissing out-of-hand.
Even models of the far future and the distance past of the universe are held to standards of evidence and testability. Why shouldn’t this one be?
If anything this kind of "rationalism" only conceals dogmatic ideas about what is or isn't possible..
Scientific theories must be testable. It must be possible to prove them wrong with experiments or observation.