If you were struggling with this, turning to Rust might be a thing people would try, even if it wasn't fixing the first order problems, and only addressing the 2nd order ones.
Go and Rust are great in that they let you write code at good speed, although, I think this just highlights the well known problems of over optimizing a single metric.
That's generous. I'd call it clickbait.
Who gives a shit what it’s written in—what does it do?
The author could have just kept "Taming Go's Memory Usage".
Maybe they never considered rewriting in rust. The pros and cons looks like just some random arguments to add rust to the title.
It’s their article. They can choose to write it however they want. You may find this type of humor distasteful, fine, write your articles that way.
As a user of both rust and golang, I chuckled at the headline and then forgot about it.