Dishwasher Pete
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Pete was a guy who liked washing dishes. Restaurants tried to promote him, to make him a manager, and whenever they did this he would quit. He liked washing dishes. He did not like doing other things.
After Out West Newspaper, David Letterman invited him to his show. Instead of going he sent a friend who pretended to be him.
I feel Dishwasher Pete. He captures a universal sentiment of what it is to be human. We are all Dishwasher Petes.