I think you could have done this historically in a Yellow Pages phone book. My OP used "boring". A list of plumbers is boring, been done on dead wood. I'm not saying boring != !useful.
> There are a lot of "top x y in z" list sites
This is an understatement. I actually want to know the top x in y, to do that I need "rational discourse". Rational discourse is recognizable as well written, insightful, humble, reflective, self-countering, anecdotal etc. By "search is terrible" I mean with respect to finding this.
> OP's project isn't optimized for relevance, it's optimized for nostalgia
Nostalgia is highly relevant if it's on topic, but agreeing with you as to what this engine is about.