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Well.. Because you asked nice. We will get started on revealing our new parental controls system we made a while back.

Sends you emails and status reports about your childrens mood and emotional changes. We call it Instaface parent.

Your child scored a lower than average score today on instaface. Maybe you should reach out to your child and show them proper usage of the instaface user interface (user in-yer-face?)

We have detected very slow input speeds as well. Have you considered teaching them to use speech to text? Get started here.

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