1. Record an album
2. Copyright the music and get it to all the social medias for automatic DCMA goodness
3. Play the album in all precincts, courthouses, squad cards, prisons, public offices, social disturbances-- like background Musak- or Waffle House music. Hell if they make it corny enough, maybe people will play it for the police. For the lulz.
4. Contract out a third party to pursue DCMA takedowns of anything left behind
5. Use the National Intellectual Property Rights Coordination Center task force for special abusers
Ok-- got a little carried away, but there's still a lot of potential here.