Also yes, I'm aware the author states:
>Have you seen that one XKCD comic about standards?
>Yes. I have. Please stop linking me to it.
To which I say: You shouldn't have created a new standard if you didn't want to be linked to the xkcd. Any annoyance is self inflicted, and you've weaponized the internet against yourself.
Honestly, if the internet had been around when the screwdriver was invented, the Hacker News commenters of the time would have been linking to XKCD 927 along with snide comments about how hammers and wrenches already exist.
Rolls eyes.
Screwdrivers scale!
Screwdrivers are scalable, idempotent and functional.
Can't believe you are serving 100 villagers with hammers. Hammers make everything look like a nail. And it's impossible to make comments with wrenches.