Bonfire of the Vanities
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Thanks "funnel". I hate you.
Sincerely, Every Sysadmin who ever had to buy anything.
It's always pretty easy though to say "we like your product, but we want more information as to integration possibilities. Can you put us in touch with someone on your technical staff so we can ask these questions?"
Everyone company I've run into will at least give you an email contact, and all of the smaller ones (less than 20 persons employed) will just transfer you to the tech department directly.
I've done this with everything from hardware purchases to $7000/per cpu database software.
I recently tried to recommend a great product to my boss. I had used it in a past job, and I knew what company made it, but I had no idea what the actual product was called. I didn't want to waste my boss's time, so I tried to do the research on my own and figure out what specific product I was looking for.
Their website wasn't very helpful, it was filled with generic product names and an amalgamation of SEO-friendly keywords and the word "solution". I emailed them to find out which product I was looking for, and next thing I knew I was on a sales call. Then I was on a sales conference call. Then they popped in for a sales meeting, even though I never told them my company's address.
I came away with a vague idea that their products were both nameless and probably very good. I explained it all to my boss; he took a pass.
I could've saved everyone a lot of time if I just had that comprehensive datasheet.
Sigh, I'll miss the days when America made stuff :-|
So don't hate the funnel, hate the bad marketing material that has no technical relevance to your concerns, and the clueless sales force that does its clients a disservice every time they answer a question or make a technical promise.
EDIT: Also, since every sales force everywhere runs on commission, it's impossible for them to be overpaid unless they don't sell anything (in which case they're not paid very well).
For products above $100K, having a sales person who can actually listen to what the customer wants, and tailor their pitch appropriately, is worth millions. No "useless, overpaid sales staff".
Of course, your mileage varies greatly in sales :-)
Are we now encouraging sales through obfuscation and sales-person trickery?
This is wrong in several ways:
A few years later, Convergent was bought by Unisys for $350 million (in 1988 dollars). http://www.nytimes.com/1988/08/11/business/company-news-unis...
The MegaFrame wasn't competing with personal computers, it was competing with engineering workstations (Sun, Apollo, etc.) and departmental minicomputers (HP, DG, others I don't recall at the moment).
Convergent's personal computer products were arguably less crappy than IBM's (they often were a generation ahead in CPUs (80186 vs 8088, then 386 vs 286, etc.), they ran a multitasking message-passing OS instead of DOS, etc.). For a while, they sold quite well in some markets (e.g. every U-Haul office in the country had a B-25 on every desk at one point in the early 90s). They lost anyway, because cheap crappy PC clones were so ubiquitous, and the resulting software and hardware ecosystem could out-evolve any specialized product from a single company.
"The job of Sales is to get the product on the shelves. The job of Marketing is to make sure they don't stay there."
In any event, this article made me wonder whether I am saying too much. I wonder whether all the long explanations I am writing are somehow turning people off, and if we would be better off having a short explanation and asking people to contact us.
In any event, just in case you are wondering, here is our cite:
extremetcp.com
Note this site is only a mockup we made. We have not officially launched yet and are still having a proper web designer and graphic artist design a proper website for us.
http://wn.com/Polartec%C2%AE_NeoShell%C2%AE_Technical_Animat...
Clear and simple technical explanation.
Good luck with it. Let me/us know when you are launched.
To this day, I refuse to do business with companies like rackspace who spam website visitors with marketing materials and chat windows instead of giving me rapid access to network, datacenter, hardware, and pricing data.
Basically the author is describing how to construct and maintain a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The fact that this whole funnel is completely superfluous for almost anything but bespoke services has been proven by the internet for while now. Anything from online shopping, booking vacations to self-service advertising works just fine without hordes of salespeople.