Whose internet law is it that says that any sufficiently advanced idiot is indistinguishable from a troll? Or is it that any sufficiently advanced troll is indistinguishable from an idiot?

Of course, the Martian Bible also doesn't say anything about god creating life on Earth.

Another choice comment:

On each planet is something ice on one, sand, lava, on another, etc., This is where we get our weather from in some ways. Our Earth is in the solar system of these other planets revolving around them.

I'm just not sure that's how it works...

It's a good thing that "flowing salt water" isn't alive then. His/her head might asplode.

The bible says there's life in other places that aren't earth.