UPDATE: Folks this is indeed one of the oldest jokes ever told. I’m not surprised nobody is laughing, my ability to tell a joke it matched only by my ability to compose rhyming couplets extemporaneously. But I am surprised nobody identified it as such.
This is either a joke or the stupidest thing I've heard all month.
Anyway, the RCC does allow people to use condoms when the primary purpose is disease control and not contraception.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/the-pope/8148899/Po...
Alas, this was a joke AND the stupidest thing you’ve heard all month. I will be more mindful of Poe’s Law (as suggested elsewhere) in the future.
http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/breaking-vatican-reaffirms-...
Do you have a reference?
I thought it was a hoot, anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEn0px0uJZQ
DISCLAIMER: despite being both clever and serious, this link is very NSFW.
It's certainly possible that, when condoms are made widely available in a region, this will result in more people having sex. Likely, even. The Vatican's position is that this increase in people having sex outweighs the lower average chance of transmission.
This is empirically false. But it needn't be inherently. Suppose you offered people some other form of protection that decreased the chance of transmission of HIV by 90%, and for some reason in response to this people widely abandoned the use of the condom. This would increase the overall prevalence of HIV by a wide margin.
Take a model where this device decreases the chance of transmission of HIV by 0%, while making some decent sized chunk of people more likely to have unprotected sex because of a false sense of security.* In that case, passing this out at night clubs would likely significant increase HIV's prevalence.
I see a definite use for it, but more in the way of buying a 4 pack every year and not having to go to a clinic.
*I think this model is likely correct, given what we know about the epidemiology of HIV.
Generally, the best public safety campaigns work are "defense in depth". You discourage sex in general, discourage unsafe sex, discourage casual sex, discourage polygamy, provide condoms, and encourage tests. It all generally works, as long as you don't treat any of it as a magic bullet.
It's the extremists who either think a) abstinence is the only protection; or b) causal sex is fine as long as you take precautions; who cause problems, as they tend to discourage defense in depth.
So ideally, they would have an ambiguously enthusiastic "Over 90% accurate!" blurb, and be packaged with a condom or two.