McDonald’s unreliable ice cream machines reportedly under FTC investigation
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"An error on a Taylor ice cream machine could look something like this: "ERROR: XSndhUIF LHPR>45F 1HR LPROD too VISC," according to WSJ. Taylor rebutted and said any codes that appear on its machines can be easily found in the machine’s manual."
Hm, what does this remind me of?
“But the plans were on display…"
“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
“That’s the display department.”
“With a flashlight.”
“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
“So had the stairs.”
“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, Douglass Adams
Saving it for a rainy day :)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b03v379k
I cannot recommend the radio series highly enough, and they should be available to buy (or find) somewhere. Mind you, the books are also terrific - there are minor alterations in plot details.
For me, though, the TV series and film were disappointing, but to each their own.
Edit to add:
The radio series are available at archive.org. There's an HHGTTG "omnibus page". The navigation is rather confusing, but in the listings panel, the first programme in the first series (Primary Phase) is number 10 [1], followed by listings 11 to 15 for the rest of the first series.
The second series (Secondary Phase) start after that, and so on for the subsequent series.
I've skipped through a few episodes to check and it all seems in order.
[1] https://archive.org/details/s01e00hhgttgdouglasadamsbbcboo/S...
Didn't know there was a film...
I'm already visualizing an ice cream machine getting a beatdown with a baseball bat in the middle of a field...
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24861623 - October 2020 - "I reverse engineered McDonalds’ internal API" - (Orders ice cream at every McDonalds to see if the machines are broken)
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26936774 - April 2021 - "Investigating why McDonald's ice cream machines are often broken [video]"
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28386567 - 1 day ago - "The Feds Want to Know What the McFuck Is Going on with the McFlurry Machines"
Is anyone else really surprised by this number? 60%??
"The shiny metal machines crank out concoctions that account for about 60% of the chain’s dessert sales in the U.S., according to a consumer survey by research firm Technomic Inc."
236 points 153 comments 1 day ago https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28386567
KTVU's coverage is a rehash of an earlier WSJ article.
Numerous others, see: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=28408579
I hope he gets funding to do a major show on Discovery Channel or something some day. He could be the David Attenborough of interesting but trival things.
(TL;DR: Exclusive support contracts and recurring revenues.)
Is the profiteering on the contracts with the vendor actually higher than the lost sales from having these machines unavailable so often?
Is it worth marring your reputation with unreliable service? One of the appeals of fast food is consistency, that's what the franchise is supposed to provide.
Is it worth ceding this product to your competitors, who don't have as many issues providing it?
I must be missing something here.
McDonald's seems to be doing just fine. Even so, you know as well as I do that short term profits trump long term health of the company.
I'm also questioning if the status quo really is more profitable than actually selling the product. Is it really profitable to do this at all? Because the competition doesn't seem to be doing it.
Obviously, if you pull up within an ~hour of closing, the supervisor may have made the call to go ahead and start the lengthy cleaning cycle, and ice cream isn't available. You'll find that many other menu items aren't available under these circumstances either. Worth the FTC investigating? I doubt it.
edit: I wasn't aware of the racket that is the ice cream machine business -- apparently franchises pay for expensive support contracts and the inner workings of the machine is a closely guarded trade secret.
As of my posting: 9.73% overall Currently Broken (all locations), 28.57% in New York, 18.75% in Seattle, 17.95% in Philadelphia, 17.74% in Houston, 16.36% in Dallas, 13.79% in Phoenix
Granted, this ice cream machine is pretty complex, it basically autoclaves itself at medium/high pressure nightly to sterilize any residual dairy mix, but it's well documented that the failures caused by the autoclaving process could be fixed with a couple of small changes. Even without these improvements, the machines could be user serviceable with better error codes. It's not completely air tight case against the manufacturer wanting more maintenance revenue, but the FTC certainly has enough evidence to go investigate further.
Really? I've literally stopped even bothering to ask, since the actual uptime seems to be about 20%, and only during peak times.