Bring your own ranking with an SQL input in the profile! /s
Would be an interesting experiment, maybe they've tried it before?
You can imagine someone writing a clever query to extract hashed passwords or something from different tables. Also with the amount of traffic HN gets the front page is probably cached - running a query for every single request sounds expensive.
It would be very cool if possible tho.
Or maybe send the entire list of links of the day to the client and sort it using JavaScript provided by the user