PG_DBMS_JOB – PostgreSQL extension for Oracle DBMS_JOB compatibility
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If you think DBMS_JOB is great, then you’ll love UTL_TCP! What better way to build an unsupportable nightmare than arbitrary TCP sockets directly from PL/SQL stored procedures: https://docs.oracle.com/cd/E18283_01/appdev.112/e16760/u_tcp...
Customer: "Do you sell software that does <random shit>?"
Software company: "Yeah sure, it's part of <giant software suite>! You only need to upgrade to the newest version for $50k!"
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Customer: "Do you sell software that does <random shit>?"
Software company: "Yeah sure, it's our new completely separate product! It's only $50k!"
The closed-source PL/SQL emulator that they sell on top of PostgreSQL (and license into IBM DB2) is something that has drawn occasional interest over the years.