A warning for any young entrepreneurs considering a lemonade stand

One thing I found out about zoning "laws" is that they are basically made up (as in pretend). Just about any senior official at City Hall can scribble a variance for a property and that's the end of it. It often doesn't even require a vote. Its who you know that counts.

Little Katie and Sabrina just need to wait for the next town council election to roll around and give a lil'-sumin'-sumin' to the right candidate.

That's how we do it in these parts. (And it sucks IMHO)