In praise of the lesser known siblings of mythology

>Perhaps the petrification business became too wearying; perhaps they wanted the good life, and now make tasteful little animal sculptures in a cottage by the sea.

>He was the mortal half-brother of the hulk, or hunk; yes, he was powerful, but he couldn’t hold a candle to the Zeus-born elder brother.

I think many people know this is pushed to the front page of HN because of the Hades game (which is great). But you're right, this word salad is just someone trying to fill content in a dull pointless way.