More than 80%, I get a lot of packages. Also, when there are sales people, I enjoy interrupting them and telling them I have better things to do. It makes me feel in control or something. So I guess I can go up to even 95%
Also, I think I should also think about what percentage of times I wouldn't feel happy answering the door and split it up in:
- % of times I have to go to the neighbours because I ignored the postman: 0% happy probably. Pretty rude to the neighbours to delegate my door opening to them
- % for when the person knows I am home and I ignore them: probably >10% happy in those cases depending on the person of course
- % for when the person doesn't know I am actually home: probably >50% happy then because of the paranoia of being discovered/having to sneak around/diving behind the couch and sneaking up stairs
All in all it feels like an awful amount of trouble to behave like a child. If you want to prevent having to behave like an adult, you'd be better off playing with DUPLO, which is great fun as well! "What percentage of times you feel happy you played with DUPLO?" probably 100%.