It sounds like you're shrugging off the problem, ignoring the advice of experts who are suggesting we need to make changes now and deciding instead that you'll ask those same experts to fix the problem later when their predictions come true; allowing intuition, incentives to continue current behavior, and resistance to change to determine your course of action.

But intuitions fail when it comes to how mind-bogglingly big and fast space is. The volume you might need to sift through has an area equal to the surface of the entire planet and a height of thousands of kilometers. The objects you're trying to grab are moving at >20,000 km/hr. Low orbits do decay naturally in a few decades, yes, but MEO and GEO orbits can take thousands to millions of years to decay.

It's like being a war zone where bullets that are fired continue ricocheting through the air for decades, and these objects are moving ten times faster than a typical bullet (and may weigh hundreds of kg). We're laying a minefield and not even keeping track of where the mines are laid. The least we can do is to keep track of and share the satellite orbits.