I would start by presenting the Ancient Giant with a gift to earn their favor first. Some nice cheeses or chocolates, but snails and lasers are cool too.
maybe some giant sunflowers :)
When prepping for the first date do not overdo it with the Eau Du Englishman! They get the wrong idea. I've been up that beanstalk, let me tell you . . .
I like your joke don’t let the haters get you down