[-] Outlook rejected my emails: vague reason given, but the fact is, Outlook rejects entire IP address allocations (for example, DigialOcean's entire VPS network), even individual DigitalOcean IPs which aren't publicly blacklisted. There is a proper process in-place for small upstarts like myself to get de-listed, but its not a given right that the process will favor the applicant.
[-] Gmail. Email received. No problem, no spam label. And I'm quite thankful to Google/Gmail for accepting my mail based on metrics other than IP addresses alone.
So while I can't answer why they're allowing obvious spam through their filter, I can say that at the present moment they are not as ruthless in blocking /16 networks (or whatever size) as some providers based on IP addresses alone (e.g., Outlook, E365).