I’m going insane because my kids are constantly getting toys. Not even from me and my wife, just people. My uncle, their grand uncle keeps coming over with literally moldy toys. He won’t listen to me because he’s dying of cancer and like, what am I gonna do? Tell him he can’t see the kids he loves to dearly? He’s a weird hoarder and I’m not gonna be able to change someone who is dying’s mind about anything.

I also just don’t have the willpower to deal with their screaming and crying when I toss toys or donate them. Our youngest daughter is special needs in a wheelchair and can literally die if she gets too upset.

Honestly writing this has made me resolve to fill some boxes and donate some stuff to Goodwill. I’ll just have to do it at night when they’re asleep or something. I wish I was as good a parent as I am an engineer.