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Archaeologists have found inscriptions referring to the cult of "Six Sigma", which is hypothesized to be a primitive form of ritual statistical magic.

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@pfdietz the battered remnants of the cult of "Six Sigma" looks strangely like post Soviet abandoned building triumphalist wall writings, albeit with western typography

Back in the U6σR

I used to work for a Motorola-owned company. Digital Six Sigma brings back a lot of “belt training” memories

A wonderful example of the cargo cult phenomenon!

Skimming your comment I read “ritual sadistic magic”. Funny how the mind wanders

“Ritual statistical magic” is even more genius: Future civilizations will look down on us for believing that statistics were part of science, not not seeing the hand of the cleric in making them up, just like we look down on middle ages for believing anything monks pretended to translate from the Bible, which in fact they made up.

Perhaps they will regard our current obsession with machine learning as a sort of Tower of Babel built out of made-up statistics. Or a castle in the sky.

Or as their ancestors?

All praise the holly p-value! May the null hypothesis be with you!

Many years ago I picked up a book on six sigma. First page was all about how you attack anyone that disagrees with six sigma.

Okay so this is a cult.

Put the book down and spent remaining career avoiding anyplace that mentioned it.

Well there were lots of whips involved: White Belt, Yellow Belt, Green Belt, Black Belt and Master Black Belt.

At first I did read satanical magic and I chuckled.

Or perhaps stochastical magic

Several black and green "belt" like accessories were found, which we hypothesize were used for sacrificial strangulation to the statistical deity.

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