Came here just to say this. Each SQL program needs to run on a blockchain so that there's no central authority that can unduly influence the data.
I legitimately can no longer tell if this was being suggested sarcastically, or if you guys are being serious.
The point is if the VCs can tell if we're being sarcastic or serious.
To be clear: I was being sarcastic. But if I were to inject our comment chain into <insert random crypto appreciation thread here> it'd fit right in, proving your point that the level of silliness is getting to Monty Python levels. We need The Colonel to barge onto the stage and shut it down I feel.