God I'm such an IDIOT. Why had I never thought of that...
Seriously though, I love reading the comments section of HN, a subsection of a subsection in a high-growth, high-value industry talking about how easy/simple it is to make a ton of money and use that money to do things they want.
Where my Eastern European hackers at? Where my Indian code-factory guys? Anyone want to chime in on your experiences?