"Do your own research, the 5G implants from the vaccine have a secret server and reverse proxy to let them implant thoughts into you"
There’s no way that’s true. I’d be more likable by now.
I don't know what's more impressive, the fact someone managed to come up with something so ridiculous, or the fact some people actually believe this level of technology exists.
The average Joe has no idea how computing, and tech works. None.
To such a person, a smartphone is a piece of magic. Expecting them to know what is real tech, and what isn't, is not fair.