Taumatawhakatangi­Hangakoauauotamatea­Turipukakapikimaunga­Horonukupokaiwhen­

The longer version (105 letters) means "The hill of the flute playing by Tamatea – who was blown hither from afar, had a slit penis, grazed his knees climbing mountains, fell on the earth, and encircled the land – to his beloved one."

I was incredulous when I heard the audio for the short version here: https://web.archive.org/web/20081014111519/http://www.korero...