Our glorious leader has no foresight, or ability to plan for future problems.

How do I know this? Because he infamously brought a lump of coal to parliament to show people how it's not dirty at all and nobody needs to be scared of it. (He had it lacquered to stop his hands getting dirty.)

The selfsame genius of a man was quoted earlier in the year saying that "vaccination was not a race".

He also cancelled out original Pfizer order, so then we got put at the back of the queue after dozens of other countries.