I agree there is a lot of this in the space, but if you look past the laser eyes, there is some really awesome stuff happening in defi.
And of course, there's so many problems with smart contracts - even the core idea of permanent, irrevocable transactions where bugs can leave you destitute and without anyone to speak to. And no way to unwind them. [1] Unless you're big enough, I guess, and can just fork the chain like Vitalik did with the DAO.