There are an infinite number of these types of logically pendantic questions that are immensely uninteresting to think about.
Also, I don’t know what it says about you that you went from effectively “trees falling in the forest” to the Hacker News infrastructure to defend your point about fun, thought-provoking idioms, but I do know it’s remarkably uninteresting.
That seems like a tautology. If I'm not on Hacker News, then of course the server must be down. Why else would I not be on HN?
=> (Stratoscope is on Hackernews) is false.
=> (Stratoscope and Hackernews) is false.
=> Stratoscope is true.
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Hackernews is false.
A lot of discoveries of interesting stuff resulted from something uninteresting being considered interesting and deeply contemplated. Others look and say "what an idiot, spending such time on such uninteresting x", I say, "you're only my self-imagined disagreeable other, I'm your god, your consciousness is my consciousness, what say you now?" and they would say nothing since the puppeteer has been revealed and there is nothing left to say. I guess this is why God will never prove he exists.
But your eyes are just another set of equipment, similar to a light meter. Just because your eyes are attached to the rest of your body, it doesn't make them inherently more trustworthy than equipment that's not part of your body.