The problem with your neat little model of the world is that it doesn't provide you with actionable predictions. Everything is a massive global conspiracy against you, nothing can be trusted, everybody is in on it, and so you can dismiss everything as just part of the charade, which feels good for a few moments, but still doesn't actually help you make any decisions at all.
> "Two-factor authentication" has already been abused by Facebook and Twitter where they were caught using the data for advertising
Right, I mean, if somebody really wanted to help provide working two factor authentication, they'd have to invent a device that offered phishing-proof authentication, didn't rely on sharing "secrets" that might be stolen by hackers, and all while not giving up any personal information and ensuring the user's identity can't be linked from one site to another. That device would look exactly like the FIDO Security Keys we're talking about... huh.
Actually no, if they weren't really part of a massive conspiracy against o8r3oFTZPE there would be one further thing, instead of only being from Google you could just buy these Security Keys from anybody and they'd work. Oh right.