Like your hair is on fire

If what Seth says is true, you might want to plan a second event of some kind for about three weeks from now.

I would hope not. Since hair grows at a speed of 1/2 inch/month and burns at a speed of 1/2 inch/minute, you'd either need to start out with a lot of hair, or risk spending most of your time applying a flame to fledgling hair sprouts around your body. Or dispensing Rogain furiously. Both which would waste time.

No "Retry?"

>Hair doesn't burn, right?

You just have to add a little of a flammable substance to it. I'd suggest ethanol or gasoline.

Pshaw. It's the slowest two weeks of the year.

Seth might have only had 205 words worth of stuff to say, but then again he only used 205 words to say it. There might have been a more insightful paragraph written somewhere else on the Internet today, no doubt buried in the middle of some four page article. But pound for pound it's hard to come away from Seth's blog feeling like you haven't gotten your money's worth. That's what makes him the best in the world at what he does, and that's what makes it worth voting up.