The problem is that any AI able to perfectly imitate my behavior would also be me and doesn't want to be stuck in that meeting, either.
All I want is an AI that tries to unmute itself a few times and plays noise for a bit when my name is mentioned and then stays on mute until the rest of the meeting.
OBS Studio totally needs a "British Rail announcement" audio input filter. "T-Mobile phone in Tippecanoe County, Indiana" would be good, too.