Since they need two bids to proceed, does anyone else want to go in with me, bid a dollar, and immediately abandon the mines?
I recently met someone who was leasing oil wells (edit: natural gas, not oil) that lacked sufficient pressure to pump gas into a pipeline. The wells still had enough pressure that you could use them as an immediate fuel source so they were hooking up a few cryptocurrency mining rigs to a generator there. Apparently the companies who own the wells like this because they don't immediately have to declare the wells abandoned and pay the cleanup fees.
The generators can run off crude oil directly?
https://www.epa.gov/ust/frequent-questions-about-underground...
Step 2: Buy the mine
Step 3: Go bankrupt
Maybe that would work?