Trying to change to the Dvorak layout taught me a lot about enacting change on such a grand scale.
After a lot of hassle switching machines and OSes, typing on other user‘s computers, them typing on mine and general headaches among internationalization and inaccessible key combinations, I switched back to QWERTY in the end.
As said in other threads, there is no shortage of attempts to replace SQL. A lot of them are pretty good. But having learned SQL the hard way, I feel zero urge to learn another language from scratch right now.
It‘s why nearly all big databases eventually switched to it despite the FORTRAN vibe and its general ugliness.
Anyway, probably time to SET TRANSACTION LEVEL READ UNCOMMITTED and call it a day ^^