Ask HN: How would I make 3 millions euros in two weeks

Step 2. Create a non-profit organization to help buying face masks from China. Use you political power to make sure you get a deposit from the government so that you have zero risk.

Step 2.b (the most important step). Create a private company linked to your non-profit organization with basically the same name.

Step 3. When other instances report that there are enough face masks and no extra buys are needed, start making a lot of fuss on social media and television that there are huge shortages and the government must buy your masks. Keep saying every time that your actions are with no financial intent and that you're doing all of this with your non-profit organization.

Step 4. Sell your face masks to the government through your private company instead of your non-profit organization.

Step 5. Cash in your 3 million euros. (actually 19 million euros)

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Then you could ‘make’ millions per week, you just wouldn’t own any of it…

Set up a company and some basic Hompage, with impressum and contact information and complaint form. Your company sells heartwarming personalized messages. Set up banking form on the homepage for your services, to collect occasional personal data. Just send some heartwarming email, with a picture of a dog or flower or whatever.

Withdraw 1 € from around 60 Million personal accounts, for services from your company. Get this information from some other shady buisness, there are also some data bases online. Just shoot it over your form to be safe.

Create some aumtomatic responses to your complain email with some heartwarming messages, must include cute picture for legal reasons. When a customer writes a few times have an apology ready and send the euro back, but take a 5 cent transaktion fee. Be very polite.

Since it's only a euro and most people won't look at their banking details anyway, you target sum could be safe in two weeks.

You should be able to get at least 3 Million out of it, that you can use to stay out of jail as long as possible.

A group did this back in the day, but they couldn't get the money from the account. Since it belonged to an old couple, which was charged, but it all was dropped in the end.

They collected receeds from gas stations to get the info, this should be easier by now.

You can get this money back from the government, if you fill out a form and for a small working fee. Astonishingly, very little people reclaimed their money.

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3. Make your own Currency, call it Euro.

4. Make instagram-ads with "Send me 1 Dollar for happiness" and a cat-picture.

But realistically spoken, besides gambling and donations, there is no legal way to make this much money in such a short time. Any real business would take far longer to just start till it make actual money. And Illegal ways are, well, illegal and problematic on their own.