Waxing lyrical: taking ear wax seriously
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Turns out olive oil is ineffective and the drops bleached my skin, while only causing the wax to become lodged in deeper. I finally paid £100 to get the ears cleaned by micro-suction.
I strongly agree with what the article says - no one thinks this is a big deal unless they lose hearing themselves.
The drops did nothing, but I ended up using one of the bulb syringes you can buy to blast it with water and it did the trick perfectly, lots of gross wax came out and I’ve had no issues since (previously they’d reoccur every now and then). Was really weird after I’d done it, everything sounded really “HD” for a while! (I remember I took advantage and went record shopping, lol)
This YouTube clip showed me how to use it properly: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sAHx0B7icmI
I’m no doctor so please don’t consider this medical advice and do check with yours before trying this!
I've always had blocked ears, and my grandfather had been an NHS doctor back when this was standard (before the advice not to do it came down), so he was the one who showed me how to do it -- very, very gently and repeatedly, with slightly warm water, don't need to push the point of the bulb/syringe in. And the wax just drops out after a few applications (in big gross lumps if it's bad!).
Absolutely not medical advice, but just to confirm that it works extremely well.
Can confirm, ha
Anyway, for home cleaning, 3% H2O2 or baby oil have been working well enough ever since.
Olive oil does absolutely nothing that I can tell. I’ve tried it, fastidiously, as my ears are really prone to filling with wax.
My experiences on continental Europe have been entirely different, however.
Ten years ago, about 18 months after being refused treatment in the U.K., I was working in France, and woke up one morning utterly deaf in one ear. Couldn’t unclog it, so went to the local rural clinic. I had to wait about 15 minutes, and they hosed my ears out with a rubber hand-bulb. Magic. €7.20, I think, which was the standard consultation cost at the time.
Most recently, I had an ear block again a few weeks ago, and I now live in rural Portugal. Again, took myself to the local clinic, hoping to make an appointment - and they were shocked that I hadn’t gone straight to their emergency department. I had no idea or expectation that they would have an A&E - this is a tiny clinic for a population of less than 2,000. Anyway, toddled around to the back, where there is indeed an A&E, and again, they did it there and then, no cost.
I’ve found doctors in the U.K. to generally be a pretty unhelpful bunch - I think it comes from them drowning in insane KPIs and spending most of their time pushing paper or trying to keep their practice from disintegrating. They don’t have time for patients. I ended up seriously unwell as my GP kept brushing me off — and a dear friend ended up dead, as she was repeatedly told by her GP that her colon cancer was IBS, until it metastasised and ate her alive.
It's not the first time I hear about GPs brushing off potentially dangerous conditions. I don't think it's so much about paperwork but rather a narrow pidgeonholing and a patronizing feeling.
The first time, a nurse syringed it after the doctor prescribed drops which contained olive oil. He said it wasn't to fix the problem (although sometimes that alone does dislodge the wax), it was to soften the wax to make the syringing safer and more effective.
These days I see a doctor who uses a suction tube and a small metal scoop and whenever he digs out something wothwhile he delights in presenting it to me to see.
Then I discovered the use of hydrogen peroxide - it just eats and softens the wax, my 16 year old pulled out an enormous wad this way and all of sudden could hear properly.
Now I am sure the ear doctors will freak, but I put hydrogen peroxide that my wife uses for her hair on a cotton bud and put it in my ear/s.
After a while you will hear hissing and popping as it starts to work. You may need to repeat quite a few times to get thru it enough to lodge or loosen it, but this worked for me a number of times after multiple failed syringing's.
https://cks.nice.org.uk/topics/earwax/management/management/
https://www.nice.org.uk/news/article/remove-earwax-if-a-buil...
So it's odd that there are doctors refusing to do it.
Pushing it too far in, using water that is too hot, pushing the water in too fast. All can damage your ears.
I have had my ears syringed twice. In both cases at my doctor's surgery by a nurse. I visited my doctor because I started to notice that I was going deaf in one ear and ear drops didn't seem to work. Syringing worked perfectly and removed a surprising large amount of wax.
I'm pretty happy with it, but I would expect most all would work, its not a hard problem.
I was looking for something similar and heard some horrible stories about people breaking parts of the device inside their ears. Which would make things worse and it's hard to get the stuff out since some of it may stick in the wax. So be warned.
But yes it is an annoying problem.
The problem with using Q-Tips is you can't see what you're doing, so you can push the wax farther in and even rupture your eardrum easily. With the endoscope you can see perfectly, and avoid damaging your eardrum while being sure that you got all the wax.
The ear drops sold for wax removal in stores don't work any better than plain water [1]. The process of flushing your ear with a syringe or squeeze bulb is unpleasant, loud, and carries a risk of rupturing your eardrum just as Q-Tips do. And you still can't see if you got all the wax out. Endoscopes are the way to go.
[1] https://www.cochranelibrary.com/cdsr/doi/10.1002/14651858.CD...
Has anyone who's ever harmed their inner ear or ear drum not thought this beforehand?
Hackaday published a blog post about using earwax microscopes for SMD soldering:
https://hackaday.com/2019/11/11/review-ear-wax-cleaning-came...
I used a water irrigation bottle to get rid of my ear wax.
Super simple. Melts the wax with slight warmer than room temperature water.
You'd be surprised how many medical problems you can solve with the insight of people who have had it on Amazon.
Even my doctor said that’s the way to go. Might not work for absolutely everybody but it does for the majority. There is no need for fancy, expensive devices unless you get a kick out of the actual act of removing something physically from your body.
1. Pre-soften wax with warm water vapor, by taking a long hot shower.
2. Apply carbamide peroxide drops, available over-the-counter in US. Lie down with treated ear up, listen for popping sounds, indicating peroxide is reacting with the wax. Adjust angle of head to maximize popping rate. Expect 10-20 minutes for exhaustion of the reaction.
3. Rinse with plastic bulb syringe sold for that purpose. Water slightly above body temp, never warmer. Minimal intrusion of tip of the syringe -- it poses some danger.
4. Blow out excess water with puffs of air, delivered by the same syringe.
Prevention:
1. Avoid ear plugs for noise protection; get over-the-ear muffs.
2. Avoid cold-water exposure. Swim with a thermal over-the-ear cap, or break rule 1 and wear thermal plugs.
https://www.straightdope.com/21344485/why-is-asian-earwax-di...
> Dry wax, which is grey and flaky, is commoner in Asians. Wet wax predominates in Africans and Caucasians, and is brown and sticky.
This literally affects venture investment in the life sciences. I have heard from VCs “we don’t want to have to tell our LPs that we have XXX in our portfolio.” And “We invest in serious indications: cardio and cancer.”
The big institutionals don’t care: their LPs are typically institutions themselves and so just care about the nature of the business. But smaller funds with a bunch of individuals in the LP mix are more squeamish.
Plus it’s less exciting to talk about at parties.
It was a big deal for me to discover these existed, and when I did, I was surprised I hadn't heard of them.
Do each ear for a minute or so then take a shower and rinse out your ears with warm water.
If there is to much ear wax already present and it's to dried out (how are you going to check beforehand if it isn't to much or to dried out?), you're just bunching up some of it while scraping some out. But the stuff you bunch up, will just sit there, until you bunch more wax into that plug...
But what are you supposed to do instead? If you try to irrigate it out yourself regularly, you might end up getting a fungal infection anyway because it might stay to wet..
Ears just generally suck
But to not go deep is to deprive the eargasm, YMMV.
I've stopped using cotton tips for a while and nothing changed, really.
Ear canal skin grows outwards. If you never stick your finger in your ear, eventually everything will work it's way out.
The people spending time and money jamming stuff in their ears are like the women who used to wash out their hoo-ha's in the 50's
I was born with small ear canals and have particularly sticky ear wax. My father has it, and so does my daughter. We've all found different solutions.