the only two improvements I wanted were joycons that don't suck ass (3/4 of my joycon thumbsticks are messed up, and I don't even play the console that much), and a newer, less terrible eShop, in that order. maybe some kind of form factor update, like the DS lite was compared to the original DS. I don't care about 4k output from "underpowered, by current console standards" hardware.

this announcement is only disappointing because while the Switch is obviously a hybrid handheld/TV console, Nintendo has a great history of making hardware updates to their handheld lines that make them better in various ways (not just performance!).