Here's a much better article that lays out the argument I'm trying to make pretty much exactly:
"The Case Against the Covid-19 Lab Leak Theory":
https://newrepublic.com/article/162689/bats-covid-19-lab-lea...
"The Case Against the Covid-19 Lab Leak Theory":
https://newrepublic.com/article/162689/bats-covid-19-lab-lea...