https://www.bode-science-center.com/center/hand-hygiene/hand...
The reason your quantities (LMT etc) are dimensionless is because you need to bake a decent cake or mix a cocktail and get a grip 8)
I am being flippant but I don't think that mixing kilos and meters in any unlikely ratio is likely to end well. They tend to become quite forceful if not mixed carefully.
You have to pick your time(zone) when deploying them. I generally find that GMT/UTC >=+6 is when a sense of humour failure generally kicks in. At +8 it relents a bit when en_AU kicks in and is reinforced at +11 by en_NZ.
I don't! Also, doing this would go against my belief that I already mentioned on HN several times - that the difference between process chemistry and cooking is that the former actually cares about the quality of outcome ;).