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Don't buy this guy's klein bottles, they're a scam - they're only THREE dimensional! Such a rip off. How am I supposed to store a ŷ̶̺̎͌͐̿̽̊́̕ŏ̶̗̈́̓̍̎̃͠g̶̝̺̜̜͋̿̚ͅ-̷̧̛̈́̔́s̷̰̀͌́̈́ơ̷̝̭̫͛́͘ẗ̴̹̱̖̥́h̸̡̡͙̻̀o̸̹̘̾̀͗̇̕t̵̗̠̄̽̈́͑ḧ̵̳̰̩̲͈̜͉̝́́͌͐ in this thing?

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No it's your space that's 3-dimensional. Just make sure to store your klein bottles in 4d space and they will be free of holes and self intersections.

PEBCAK (Problem Exists Between Chair And Klein bottle)

This is what comes of neglecting the storage instructions.

Cliff Stoll stores Klein bottles i in the crawl space under his house and manages his inventory with a frickin' robot. The head clearance seems a bit short for a4 4D space!

The classic Klein bottle is a 2D surface. It doesn't embed in R^3 regardless of whether you give it a little thickness so you can make it out of matter.

Worse, the klein bottles did nothing to remove my black heads

Does anyone else see 10 vertical lines of characters that look like the ‘matrix’ font overlaid on the word ‘yog so Thoth’ in the last two lines of qwertious’ post?

It's a Unicode trick https://lingojam.com/GlitchTextGenerator

I do

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

A small dog has just materialised and widdled on my foot. Please be careful when summoning the Old Ones.

The Puppy of Tindalos! Ia!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zalgo_text

That's He Who Shall Not Be Named's hand reaching into the material world, making himself known to all who would dare parse HTML with regular expressions.

And signalling the immanentizing of Tony the Pony.

Do not speak his name.

Arguably, they just _typed_ his name -- maybe they didn't say it out loud :)

The four dimensional answer to this one dimensional question will also answer your question and many others:

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/

Strangely, I had that very page open on my three dimensional computing device last night and it was still open just now.

This Must Mean Something.

What post?

There are no antimemetic posts.

no, it's just you.

yeah, but I see those everywhere... all the time!

how did you do that?

Something like http://www.eeemo.net/

Thanks for that helpful answer. Big no thanks to those people who downvoted a genuine curious question. I'm allowed to not know something.

Just remember to keep the formulaes for the descending node (or dragon's tail) handy.

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