> If you steal my credit card and buy things with it, I will call my bank and I won't need to pay for it when I settle my statement balance at the end of the month.
This is an epically terrible argument for why you shouldn't have to pay for things someone else purchased with your stolen credit card. "I shouldn't have to because I don't have to"?
Compare tptacek's claim:
>>> which is why when your credit card gets stolen you don't end up paying for stuff.
There are four parties involved: you, the thief, the bank, and the merchant.
When you can afford to pay, here's a win/loss table in the case where you have to pay:
you: lose
bank: win
merchant: win
thief: win
And in the case where you don't have to pay, but the bank collects from the merchant:
you: win
bank: win
merchant: lose
thief: win
You don't have to pay, and the bank can't collect from the merchant:
you: win
bank: lose
merchant: win
thief: win
When you have to pay, but you can't afford it:
you: win
bank: lose
merchant: win
thief: win
Where's the lose/lose scenario?