'Nuitka' might be what you're looking for
I'm at peace, now, with having to prune and bound my imports to account for that. But it is a negative thing that I have to change my code from what it'd normally be to make it remotely passable...
This is definitely a relatively smalln and maybe rare, but still a disadvantage of Python (that, in retrospect, I should've obviously have anticipated, so that's on me)