What if they had a Tesla merry-go-round where instead of charging your Tesla, you connected it to this giant horizontal ferris wheel that spun it around and charged the battery? It could be wind powered!
But then... why bother, just plug the car to the power source making your marry-go-round go round! Otherwise this is a lot like putting salt on a birds tail to catch it...
Now if you had a solar-powered Prius towing a wind-powered Tesla on the deck of a nuclear-powered carrier, you're just one creative accountant away from starting your own renewable defense company.
Even when your output is mechanical it's hard to beat electrical wires. But here the output is battery charge; no contest.