http://paste.lisp.org/display/65257

Brainfuck generated from:

    ,48i-:1i=["All the rage!"s[.]_10i.!]_:2i=["Worst product e-v-e-r"s[.]_10i.!]_:3i=[32i.10i.!]

Funny, I wrote the language yesterday to familiarize myself with Parsec, didn't know I'd find a use for it so fast. The day has to be entered manually.