You'd think it's JavaScript, but actually, it's Python.

Maybe he got modded down for posting code that won't run.

I wrote it in Python, actually. And it has some very obvious bugs. Here's the revised code:

  cuilBuzz = {
      '1': 'All the rage!',
      '2': 'Worst product e-v-e-r',
      '3': None
  }

  day = '3'
  print cuilBuzz[day]
  # Although the print isn't necessary...

Now what would be interesting would be an accurate version using the datetime module...