Man we need an "apple" filter. Most of the apple related news on HN is getting ridiculous while you can still get important apple news on any other news site.
Unless the fire was caused by research into a new iFlamethrower -- and it wasn't -- this isn't Hacker News.
Steve Jobs is really pulling out the stops to keep new products under wraps. He cleared the research lab out before setting the fire, about 10 new products to come out at the next Apple convention.