oh my. that reminds me of this story that I hadn't thought of in a long time, LOL: https://www.datacenterknowledge.com/archives/2012/07/09/outa...
Never knew about the squirrel angle, thank you!
This may be a hint that you don't want to colocate where I stuff my machines ;)
EV1 was pretty reliable right up to the point that it wasn't. Taught me some good lessons about multi-DC availability. Some of which were recently re-learned by the folks at OVH.