Won't fit within the stated budget and too risky. Better to stick with something safer like bombarding yourself with gamma rays.
Correct, though that's a very long-term experiment with a low sample size. I was going to suggest the bar scene.
Way over budget!
OK, then how about inviting friends with kids into your kitchen and study their similarities...
I did that. In the kitchen, actually.
Currently in phase 2, daycare is like having a 2nd mortgage. Plus, I'm exhausted all the time.
I can't agree more, 6 kids, (5 under 7), and my wife had to give up a low 6 figure job as it didn't make financial sense to pay childcare. Things will get better...